A drunk walks up to a parking meter, puts in a dime, the arrow goes to 60, he says - Wow! I lost 100 pounds! I used to have an exercise bike but I had to get rid of it. The ashtray kept falling off the handlebars. Did you hear about the two gay judges who tried each other? I'd love to hear your favorite one-liners!
HALF BREED by Cher TURNING JAPANESE by The Vapors SHORT PEOPLE by Randy Newman FAT BOTTOM GIRLS by Queen WOMAN IS THE NIGGER OF THE WORLD by John Lennon Are there any politically incorrect songs you love that they would never play on the radio today?