Wyeth00 Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Top your favorite dad jokes here. Then come back for a laugh in the future to see what's been added! What rock group has four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore. 🤣🤣 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Tom Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere! Debris🤣🤣🤣 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storeman65 Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up. Good thymes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doughnuts Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 I was really angry at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary. I told him, "Mark, my words!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReginaCA Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollywoodblvd Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Â Quote Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it! Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool Papa Wash Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 Two cannibals were eating dinner, one said to the other, 'You know, I really hate my sister' and the other said, 'Well then, just eat your vegetables'......   Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roundabout50 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoopinbass Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 On 9/24/2020 at 5:41 PM, Cool Papa Wash said: Two cannibals were eating dinner, one said to the other, 'You know, I really hate my sister' and the other said, 'Well then, just eat your vegetables'......   OH MY GOD, 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYJack Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LatteLunch Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoJohnny Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company? Monkey business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
golly Posted November 4, 2020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storeman65 Posted November 13, 2020 Share Posted November 13, 2020 What did the police officer say to his belly-button?  You’re under a vest. 😆 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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