Richard 0 Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 We all like dirty jokes! Here's one of mine: A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself." Bring it on!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Old Tom 2 Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call and tell her about it. Link to post Share on other sites
RollTideWin 4 Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? A glad-he-ate-her. Link to post Share on other sites
doughnuts 1 Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 How is playing bridge similar to sex? If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. Link to post Share on other sites
whoopinbass 1 Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replies, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints." 1 Link to post Share on other sites
golly 1 Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob." 😆 Link to post Share on other sites
catalina201 0 Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?" Link to post Share on other sites
MartinD28 2 Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *Gagging sound* 1 Link to post Share on other sites
TableCraft 1 Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds? Link to post Share on other sites
Wyeth00 1 Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber! 🥒 Link to post Share on other sites
CueStick 1 Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 Why is it better to be a hooker than a drug dealer? Because you can sell the same crack over and over again. Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 1 Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 My love life is nothing to brag about. The last time I was inside a woman, was when I went to the Statue of Liberty. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
golly 1 Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper. Link to post Share on other sites
roundabout50 0 Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 What type of bird gives the best head? A swallow. Link to post Share on other sites
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