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MY FAVORITE ONE-LINERS


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A drunk walks up to a parking meter, puts in a dime, the arrow goes to 60, he says - Wow! I lost 100 pounds!

I used to have an exercise bike but I had to get rid of it. The ashtray kept falling off the handlebars.

Did you hear about the two gay judges who tried each other?

I'd love to hear your favorite one-liners!

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